Monday, February 28, 2011
Shocking Confession Part I: Project Julio is Written by a 14-year-old Girl who LOVES Justin Bieber!
I started blogging when I was only 11 years old. That was when my best friend, a hobo named Christopher Googlenherst III, died of cardiac arrest after realizing that an 11-year-old girl was his best friend, and that instead of being a successful Wall-Street Banker, he is a hobo whose best friend was an 11-year-old girl.
Pfft, LOSER! Ha!
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