tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9454600210893732522024-03-06T02:36:38.949-05:00Comedy Crimes!Breaking the laws of comedy one dick joke at a time!Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-22981370555359731082016-03-13T14:07:00.001-04:002016-03-13T15:24:21.925-04:00CNN's John King Caught In Bed With Interactive Map of Ohio
NEW YORK --- Early Saturday morning, CNN's
Dana Bash arrived at her room at a Cleveland Holiday Inn where she found her
husband in bed with an interactive map of Ohio. According to Bash, the two were
said to be engaged in "BDSM sex acts" inspired by a "50 Shades
of Grey" DVD they acquired from a Redbox located in the hotel lobby.
He yelled "You weren't supposed to arrive until Sunday at Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-78427776347366531282016-03-10T14:46:00.005-05:002016-03-10T14:46:40.525-05:00Chinese Toy Company's "Easy-Bake Meth Lab!" Fuels Debate Over the Commercialization of China's New Economy
Nanjing, CHINA - While this may appear to be something right out of "the Onion," the "Easy-Bake Meth Lab" is a stark reality in the Chinese city of Nanjing. Thanks to Chinese-based Toy company "Nan-Tech," adults and even children can walk into any local mall and walk out with all the tools necessary to manufacture Crystal Meth. My source in China, who informed me of this unusual "toy" hasJuliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-55199747269264483932015-09-04T22:19:00.003-04:002016-01-25T14:49:45.006-05:00"Lincoln on Ice" to be the most expensive "On Ice" Production in Disney's History
"Lincoln on Ice" is currently the most expensive "on ice" production in Disney history.
It's also the worst idea since "bread in a can"
Disney has finally jumped the shark. I get how they have "iced" every single Disney movie ever made, and how they even make Disney films based on the ease of "iceification." Come on, did you really think that "Frozen on Ice" wasn't planned out from the very Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-84783525151172902202015-08-24T17:56:00.001-04:002015-09-04T17:15:42.763-04:00NAMBLA Membership Skyrockets On Rumors that "Jared from Subway" Lost Weight through Pedophilia
The secret to this famous weight loss success story
is not Subway, but love...illegal, man-boy love
Zionsville, IN - Jared Fogel, previously famous for losing 300 lbs on a diet consisting solely of Subway sandwiches, recently pleaded guilty for possession of child porn and hiring underage prostitutes. However, despite the public relations nightmare currently faced by Subway Inc., NAMBLA Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-12533372008172943342015-07-13T15:49:00.003-04:002015-07-13T16:04:19.410-04:00"Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens" Screenplay Leaked
I know most of us, young or old, are excited about the upcoming Star Wars sequel "Star Wars: The Force Awakens!" For those of you who just can't wait for it to come out in theaters (December 18, only a Jedi can wait that long!) I have BREAKING NEWS: The screenplay for "Star Wars: Episode VII" has been LEAKED, and is available online! Or at least it was. It was originally leaked on Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-41164446684082498812015-06-29T12:49:00.001-04:002015-06-29T12:53:13.623-04:00
"Jeffrey's Dahmer's new cooking show "Your Last Meal is...YOU!" premiers on Oct. 20th. Tune in to watch "Cheff Jeff" turn death row inmates into a last meal you'd kill for! Families of the murdered victims act as judges to see what the man who murdered their loved ones is truly made of! As Cheff Jeff always says, revenge is a dish best served hot...with a glass of Absolut on ice.&Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-73903951870266342472013-12-30T19:03:00.000-05:002013-12-30T19:07:30.985-05:0025 Reasons Why Being Rich is Totally Awesome! (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));
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Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-45491930212993561412013-12-04T20:14:00.001-05:002013-12-04T20:23:34.294-05:00This Not Your Airspace, Stupid HeadIf China's new Air Defence Identification Zone was an Xbox Live match:
CHINA: MINE MINE MINE!
*China sets up missile turrets*
JAPAN: WTF dude!
USA: Not cool China, not cool.
RUSSIA: LOL
SWEDEN: IDK, NMP
*Sweden has left the game*
FRANCE: Fine you can have them! Just don't shoot!
*North Korea has joined the game*
NORTH KOREA: Yesssss! Suck it USA!
TAIWAN: China hacks!
CHINA: USA hacksStatichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-1228709870324851422013-06-26T21:06:00.000-04:002013-06-26T22:08:31.261-04:00Paula Deen Apologizes for Apologizing Apology
Oh my, gosh. Thank God they said it was a spoof.
I don't know about you, but I think this apology needed more butter.
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I’m so postmodern I quote myself in conversations and say things like "Wow, multiculturalism has become so hegemonic!"
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GOOD DAY,HOW ARE YOU DOING ? HOPE FINE.MY NAME IS REV.BARRY GLITHER, I, MY WIFE AND 3 KIDS ARE ON A CHRISTIAN MISSION IN AFRICA.WE HAVE SPENT BARELY ONE WEEK HERE.WE CAME ALONG WITH MY 2 YORKSHIRE TERRIER BABIES. (BOTH ARE FEW WEEKS OLD), AFTER A WHILE WE NOTICED THATTHE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OFStatichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-15091012685760007152012-10-25T12:22:00.002-04:002012-11-04T10:59:48.802-05:00Judge your wipe, asshole!
Analogy for the war in Iraq: Shit you didn't plan for
Doesn't anyone find it weird that we all casually look at our own shit? You wipe, wipe, and eventually you've got to check your progress. Has your ass been sufficiently de-shitted? There's only one way to know, and that's to look at your own shit.
Now, some of you must be thinking, "Hell no! I don't look at my own shit, you sick freak!" Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-46225300366705551672012-10-22T16:33:00.000-04:002012-11-04T11:11:42.516-05:00Figures of Speech inspired by hobos: Part IISee Figures of Speech as Inspired by Hobos: Part I
Today’s exploration of the “Figures of Speech” will make-up the content of a continuous story involving myself, a colony of hobos and quite possibly extra-terrestrial life. Therefore, read each sentence in sequence, as a story of TRIVIAL SIGNIFICANCE will be revealed!
asyndeton: Omission of conjunctions between related clauses.
Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-44628102595291565522012-10-03T22:10:00.000-04:002012-11-04T11:18:12.329-05:00Chick-fil-A Reconsiders Stance on Gay-MarriageDespite a single record-setting day in sales on 'Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day', Chick-fil-A has recently announced it's decision to reconsider gay marriage. As a way to celebrate it's acceptance of sexual orientation diversity the fast food restaurant chain is promoting their newest incarnation the "Gay Chicken Sandwich" for a limited time.
Chick-fil-A spokesperson, Dick "Butch" Buttkiss (not Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-20549741905813651602012-09-21T12:48:00.000-04:002012-11-04T11:20:52.842-05:00Clint Eastwood...the day AFTER the Last Supper
I know what you must be thinking, and yes, Clint Eastwood is over 2,000 years old. I don't know which one of these geezers in the painting is Mr. Eastwood, but my bet is that he's still in the bathroom having a conversation with the hole in the ground everyone shits in.
The day after the supper, however, is what made the 12 apostles revoke his "apostle" status and instead refer to Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-52986921642218002752012-09-20T12:10:00.000-04:002012-11-04T11:19:03.477-05:00Offensive Portrayal of Muhammad! A "Must See" for Angry Muslims!If you read this blog, you know that I have a deep-seated desire to cause outrage and violence across the Muslim world by portraying the Prophet Muhammad in various inappropriate circumstances. Given the rise in popularity of such acts, I have decided to showcase Project Julio's most memorable, sacrilegious portrayals of the Prophet Muhammad (now in COLOR)!
First off, is a ProjectJuliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-21569292399318339872012-08-01T00:00:00.000-04:002012-08-01T14:56:09.549-04:00Nyan Cat: FBI in Hot PursuitProject Julio readers may remember our special report last September about the internet meme and phenom, Nyan Cat, being the mastermind behind 9/11. This abominable act can no longer be blamed upon Obama bin Larden. Nyan Cat must be stopped and brought to justice...and/or shot in the head and dumped into the nearest ocean or large body of water....
I bet he tastes pretty good toasted, with a Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-35742312596868387742012-07-18T12:33:00.001-04:002012-07-18T18:20:48.900-04:00A Cause that is as Sound as a Dollar So Long as You Continue to Bet On the Wrong Horse
What's that you ask? How is this possible? Well, first of all, the Guy Fawkes mask is licensed to Time Warner which holds rights to the film V for Vendetta, meaning that any merchandise tied to the film makes its way into the pockets of Time Warner: the world's second largest media outlet with major operations in film, television and publishing.
I can hear the sound of crickets echoing Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-10368769796567282452012-07-02T22:39:00.000-04:002012-07-02T23:05:39.512-04:00Obama...He Really Really Does
Like our G-Rated Porn Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/G.Rated.Porn Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-10983662192104483972012-06-03T06:43:00.001-04:002012-06-03T11:41:17.162-04:007.017 Billion Monkeys Can't Stop The Bloodshed
What kind of world do we live in where a 25-year-old Liberian refugee in the Marine Corps is killed in action in Afghanistan fighting for an elitist unsustainable American cause?
What kind of world do we live in where BLOOD is an EQUAL exchange for OIL?
What kind of world do we live in where being heroic (being made a man out of - or having a dream) involves killing or being killed?
Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-49277949764742567672012-05-08T23:25:00.000-04:002012-05-18T14:03:14.088-04:005,000,000,000,000 Monkeys Couldn't Fix Massachusett's Public School Phys Ed ProgramHey, everybody. What do you get when you cross a monkey with a school board official? I don't know, but I bet it smells like a sack of primate shit.
School bake sales are now being banned in Massachusetts, by the same geniuses that proposed physical education cutbacks due to budget crunches. Most districts scaled back or eliminated their phys ed programs amidst a "public health crisis" of obese Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-29693941168403044272012-02-26T20:49:00.005-05:002012-03-29T06:06:10.119-04:00500 Trained Monkeys Couldn't Fix Google's Internal Server ErrorSo, I'm just surfing YouTube videos the other day, looking for some new Japanese lesbians kissing / Pokemon / animal porn when all of a sudden the damn thing stops working and I get this error.
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:
Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-30337272079197423162012-01-30T10:54:00.002-05:002012-07-02T22:40:34.732-04:00"Hero Hitler in Love" Post-Release Mind-Fuck!
"Hero Hitler in Love" has finally been released in India, where apparently Holocaust denial is as common as child sex trafficking and tainted pharmaceuticals.
Surprisingly, not everyone is happy with the words "Hero" and "Hitler" being combined into a single noun phrase.
~Static~ (@ Rotten Potatoes and/or Krapsody.com) had this to say:
"I don't know what Hitler has to do with this Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-84139723440110710952011-10-24T15:55:00.001-04:002012-07-02T22:40:53.125-04:00Hero Hitler...in Love?
www.herohitlerinlove.com is probably the most incredible gift to comedy since Isaac Newton invented eating turds. "Bollywood," the "Hollywood" of India, has turned out ingeniously perverse versions of Western film and culture, most notably "Superman and Spidergirl." In India, the "man of steel" can't reverse the rotation of the Earth and thereby turn back time...however, he CAN "sky-dance.Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-27644809836435093852011-09-14T22:19:00.000-04:002012-08-01T14:52:10.797-04:00Nyan Cat Makes Everything Better
So...Nyan Cat did do it?! We have proof now!!
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