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This Not Your Airspace, Stupid Head

If China's new Air Defence Identification Zone was an Xbox Live match:

CHINA: MINE MINE MINE!
*China sets up missile turrets*
JAPAN: WTF dude!
USA: Not cool China, not cool.
RUSSIA: LOL
SWEDEN: IDK, NMP
*Sweden has left the game*
FRANCE: Fine you can have them! Just don't shoot!
*North Korea has joined the game*
NORTH KOREA: Yesssss! Suck it USA!
TAIWAN: China hacks!
CHINA: USA hacks more!
*EDWARD SNOWDEN has joined the game*
USA: SHIT! I G2GO!
*USA has left the game*
EDWARD SNOWDEN: LOL j/k this is Canada



"This our airspace too, pal!"


Editor's note: Thanks, @dangerbeau for making this lulz-worthy post possible.
image credit: The Daily Mail

Paula Deen Apologizes for Apologizing Apology

Oh my, gosh. Thank God they said it was a spoof.

I don't know about you, but I think this apology needed more butter.




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One Size Fits All

I’m so postmodern I quote myself in conversations and say things like "Wow, multiculturalism has become so hegemonic!"


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ADOPT MY PUPPIES ... BAD WEATHER HERE

GOOD DAY,

HOW ARE YOU DOING ? HOPE FINE.

MY NAME IS REV.BARRY GLITHER, I, MY WIFE AND 3 KIDS ARE ON A CHRISTIAN MISSION IN AFRICA.

WE HAVE SPENT BARELY ONE WEEK HERE.WE CAME ALONG WITH MY 2 YORKSHIRE TERRIER BABIES. (BOTH ARE FEW WEEKS OLD), AFTER A WHILE WE NOTICED THAT
THE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OF MY JOB.

THEY ARE AKC HOME RAISED, HOUSE AND POTTY TRAINED, VACINES & HEALTH GUARANTEE. I NEED SOMEONE TO ADOPT BOTH AND TAKE CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO.

IF YOU CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, DO SEND A REPLY AND I WILL EMAIL YOU WITH MORE INFO.

P/S: PROVIDE A CONTACT PHONE NUMBER FOR FURTHER COMMUNICATION.

I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU.

REV. BARRY GLITHER
barryglither@xxxxxx.xxx.xx

___________________________________________________________

Dear Barry,


We would be happy to take dog off hands. We love puppies, they are so tender and tasty at a young age. We promise to play with them and give them a happy life. We send you money now. Please send us your puppies as soon as possible.


Thank you,

Chang Shiu Chuik
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