tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.comments2023-10-19T11:18:44.147-04:00Comedy Crimes!Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comBlogger264125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-86361981738028303112020-01-01T02:47:47.127-05:002020-01-01T02:47:47.127-05:00Nothing remain forever. Then why to keep same patt...Nothing remain forever. Then why to keep same patter of work again and again. Why to repeat same strategy for very essay. Use differ strategy for different subjects because every subject has its own meaning. Keep such posts on. <a href="https://www.thecinemamatrix.com/" rel="nofollow">star wars rise of skywalker</a>hmeinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07606387193427839978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-15738684928644011622016-05-08T18:54:57.514-04:002016-05-08T18:54:57.514-04:00Men are such pigs!!
Wait a second...Oink oink! FU...Men are such pigs!!<br /><br />Wait a second...Oink oink! FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-75387377784967600182015-07-19T20:20:23.190-04:002015-07-19T20:20:23.190-04:00Fuck me. This story sounds sooo familiar, but I ju...Fuck me. This story sounds sooo familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it. I can't wait to see how it ends. Probably universal annihilation via climate change, drought, famine, disease, wars, and long trailer advertisements at the theater.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-54108949090265991232015-01-19T12:46:01.180-05:002015-01-19T12:46:01.180-05:00You must be retarded, Abiathar Barak. Now get outt...You must be retarded, Abiathar Barak. Now get outta here, I'm working this corner.Jesus the hobohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00505364485084530025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-83490716069471530162015-01-12T13:15:20.477-05:002015-01-12T13:15:20.477-05:00Majorly we need should be having awareness regardi...Majorly we need should be having awareness regarding these things because they are the most important ones and also <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/tanner-mainstain-glynn-and-johnson-los-angeles-2/" rel="nofollow">tanner mainstain</a> helps me the most with many things. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05086003430008217712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-32143059902735255722013-10-23T10:15:00.698-04:002013-10-23T10:15:00.698-04:00on the 3rd viewing of this short film, I have real...on the 3rd viewing of this short film, I have realized that this sketch is actually NOT AS RACIST AS PAULA DEAN ACTUALLY IS --- IN REAL LIFE! She wanted to do a PLANTATION THEMED-WEDDING...WITH ALL BLACK WORKERS...and not for the sake of helping the black community's unemployment disparity...but to PRETEND SHE'S A PLANTATION OWNER! Jesus, if she was anymore racist, she would literally Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-58239861011021311392013-10-23T09:14:12.931-04:002013-10-23T09:14:12.931-04:00What—how can you be sure? Looks like her to me. Pa...What—how can you be sure? Looks like her to me. Paula's just showing her true colors, y'all. Don't blame me if you can't recognize her!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-54425617890699293542013-10-15T09:28:05.821-04:002013-10-15T09:28:05.821-04:00I don't think that was the real Paula Dean.I don't think that was the real Paula Dean.Agent 54https://www.blogger.com/profile/08168794460959854775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-62238822910794181122013-07-15T12:43:16.808-04:002013-07-15T12:43:16.808-04:00Dat's a lot of pissin'. You might want to ...Dat's a lot of pissin'. You might want to get yo kidneys checked out. And stop putting hot pants on your dog. That's just nasty.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-31451397708146791432013-07-02T13:10:09.669-04:002013-07-02T13:10:09.669-04:00I just pissed my pants...and my wife's...and m...I just pissed my pants...and my wife's...and my dog's. Suffice to say, there was much urine expelled during the viewing of this video!Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-33234755763808295152013-03-23T11:34:05.779-04:002013-03-23T11:34:05.779-04:00That makes me want to buy an American flag made in...That makes me want to buy an American flag made in a Chinese labor camp just so I can burn it and roast my possum on a stick over it.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-46548214470896173532013-02-20T14:36:48.557-05:002013-02-20T14:36:48.557-05:00My hunger has been reinvigorated by the thought of...My hunger has been reinvigorated by the thought of smoked dog sausages, though this also reinvigorates my sexual appetite. Juliohttp://www.projectjulio.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-49010331325116318172012-11-14T12:49:52.051-05:002012-11-14T12:49:52.051-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-38001122350469419782012-11-12T10:03:49.981-05:002012-11-12T10:03:49.981-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-63843861887278924712012-11-06T12:00:27.711-05:002012-11-06T12:00:27.711-05:00I know God. He hangs out on Ventura Blvd. and thro...I know God. He hangs out on Ventura Blvd. and throws himself out in front of moving cars to purposely get hit by them and collect the insurance money. It's a similar strategy that Romney's and Obama's campaigns have both used. Serious business. Very lucrative indeed.<br /><br />No bathos... nyuck nyuck nyuck.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-73116085255517183522012-11-05T12:36:23.702-05:002012-11-05T12:36:23.702-05:00also, everyone knows that hobos don't take bat...also, everyone knows that hobos don't take bathos. *drum roll*Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-30851190480872831582012-11-05T12:34:36.693-05:002012-11-05T12:34:36.693-05:00So which is the shit, the chocolate or the peanut ...So which is the shit, the chocolate or the peanut butter. Or both? "You've got shit on my shit...yummm"Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-4403537065061812122012-11-05T11:45:39.235-05:002012-11-05T11:45:39.235-05:00You win the "best Israel Palestine pun award&...You win the "best Israel Palestine pun award" as well as "most offensive ISrael Palestine pun award" simultaneously. Your awards are a pack of used chewing gum and a fatwa, respectively.<br /><br />I think if extremists see this, they'll say to themselves, "I"m offended by this, and I can't even read! Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-72532651907346851702012-11-05T11:41:24.613-05:002012-11-05T11:41:24.613-05:00I like those two additions. There is a huge list o...I like those two additions. There is a huge list of figures of speech, and only God knows (Not the actual God, but rather a homeless guy we just call "God") how long it will take to complete the list.<br /><br />Also, I think "Change, You got any?" is Mitt Romney's current and very sarcastic campaign slogan. Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-50798339234698710992012-11-02T23:53:43.277-04:002012-11-02T23:53:43.277-04:00Well, it's official. You guys have thoroughly ...Well, it's official. You guys have thoroughly ruined both my ass and my appetite in one fell swoop. Congratulations. This gives new meaning to the phrase, "You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!" and "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"<br /><br />Don't forget about the nuts.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJLDF6qZUX0" rel="nofollow">http://Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-91807261993909576042012-11-02T23:16:51.015-04:002012-11-02T23:16:51.015-04:00This is a good list, Julio.
Here are some other f...This is a good list, Julio.<br /><br />Here are some other figures of speech inspired by hobos (indirectly perhaps):<br /><br />The anticlimax - Change, you got any?<br /><br />Or the bathos - Hobos are usually very dependable, hardworking, and trustworthy people when they aren't drifting from town to town and worrying about being in trouble with the law.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-65483659768852881222012-11-02T23:00:05.209-04:002012-11-02T23:00:05.209-04:00You've really done it now, Julio!
I think Mus...You've really done it now, Julio!<br /><br />I think Muslims really need to see this article. Especially extremists. I can just picture them white-knuckling their keyboards over something this humorous.<br /><br />Actually, any and all non-muslims need to look at this too. It's a must see. Uh-oh, gotta go. A small obscure group of mujahideen have proclaimed a nonuniversally accepted fatwaStatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-26201852978346806142012-10-29T13:23:37.114-04:002012-10-29T13:23:37.114-04:00Thanks Kelly. Prior to your advice, I was forced t...Thanks Kelly. Prior to your advice, I was forced to bathe in other people's shit and blood. It's good to know that I can use my own homemade blood and feces without having to kill any prostitutes or homeless people. <br /><br />I'd also like to suggest using cinnamon during your next blood-shit bathe. It does wonders for the skin.Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-8981106491590183552012-10-26T17:05:17.540-04:002012-10-26T17:05:17.540-04:00It's fun to bathe in your own shit and blood. ...It's fun to bathe in your own shit and blood. First, pay a group of people to beat the hell out of you. Then later, drink something that will make you shit, uncontrollably and profusely and do your shitting inside a bathtub. Get inside, all naked and stuff, when ready.<br /><br />Third, use your arms and hands to wistfully splash in your own bloody shit bath and laugh like you're Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-66173198067305259412012-10-04T22:39:42.240-04:002012-10-04T22:39:42.240-04:00Sorry, Foghorn Leghorn, I was distracted because s...Sorry, Foghorn Leghorn, I was distracted because some other chickenhawk just got me a pair of sensible heels and they are FABULOUS!!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com