GOOD DAY,
HOW ARE YOU DOING ? HOPE FINE.
MY NAME IS REV.BARRY GLITHER, I, MY WIFE AND 3 KIDS ARE ON A CHRISTIAN MISSION IN AFRICA.
WE HAVE SPENT BARELY ONE WEEK HERE.WE CAME ALONG WITH MY 2 YORKSHIRE TERRIER BABIES. (BOTH ARE FEW WEEKS OLD), AFTER A WHILE WE NOTICED THAT
THE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OF MY JOB.
THEY ARE AKC HOME RAISED, HOUSE AND POTTY TRAINED, VACINES & HEALTH GUARANTEE. I NEED SOMEONE TO ADOPT BOTH AND TAKE CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO.
IF YOU CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, DO SEND A REPLY AND I WILL EMAIL YOU WITH MORE INFO.
P/S: PROVIDE A CONTACT PHONE NUMBER FOR FURTHER COMMUNICATION.
I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU.
REV. BARRY GLITHER
barryglither@xxxxxx.xxx.xx
Dear Barry,
We would be happy to take dog off hands. We love puppies, they are so tenderand tastyat a young age. We promise to play with them and give them a happy life. We send you money now. Please send us your puppies as soon as possible.
Thank you,
Chang Shiu Chuik
#1xx-xxxx-xxxx
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2 comments:
My hunger has been reinvigorated by the thought of smoked dog sausages, though this also reinvigorates my sexual appetite.
That makes me want to buy an American flag made in a Chinese labor camp just so I can burn it and roast my possum on a stick over it.
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