Sunday, February 26, 2012

500 Trained Monkeys Couldn't Fix Google's Internal Server Error

So, I'm just surfing YouTube videos the other day, looking for some new Japanese lesbians kissing / Pokemon / animal porn when all of a sudden the damn thing stops working and I get this error.

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:

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? ? ? ? ? ? ?
WTF!? Um...okay. Goddammit. Thanks a million, Google!

It appears that this is a simple case of sodomy.

I was in deep Google...or perhaps Google was deep in me. Not enjoyable either way. Google done surprised me with teh buttsecks!

Have YOU seen Google's "highly trained" monkeys? I don't know about you, but I don't think that there was any training involved.

It might just take a team of highly trained monkeys to decipher that clusterfuck of an error code. But I think we're gonna need more monkeys. Next!




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4 comments:

Julio said...

After witnessing the GLORIOUS make-over of Project Julio...I, Julio, proclaim ~Static~ of the Krapsody ~Statics~, an "HONORARY JULIO."

This legally-binding decree, per U.S. Statute 6051C, also makes ~Static~ an illegal immigrant/legal hispanic, thereby making him subject to random strip searches to determine his citizenship.

My advice: try to wank one off before getting on the highway to prevent any awkward accidental erections. Trust me, no matter the situation, if someone sticks two fingers up your butt, erections are GUARANTEED.

Julio said...

As for the monkeys, I think they might be making a racially insensitive reference to OUT-SOURCED AFRICAN TECH-SUPPORT. I know, kinda racist, right? I bet Google is reading this right now and wondering, "How long until this hot girl he's staring at will throw hot coffee into his perverted face."

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GOOGLE!!!

Julio said...

3rd comment...I LOVE LESBIANS...I mean, I really REALLY LOVE LESBIANS...but somehow, Japanese lesbians make kissing look...painful. It almost feels like the parents of these young girls are being held at gunpoint in order to motivate their sexual compliance.

Maybe it's some Asian sexual fetish of dominance that makes their lesbians look like Self-Rape...

...self-rape. Hmm. That's a new concept to me. "JERK-OFF, OR I'LL SHOOT!" Hmm...And I kinda LIKE IT... ellipsis...

Static said...

LAWL...you so crazy Julio, you make Whitney Houston look like the Dalai Lama, you glorious sonuvabitch!

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