tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post2969394116840304427..comments2023-10-19T11:18:44.147-04:00Comments on Comedy Crimes!: 500 Trained Monkeys Couldn't Fix Google's Internal Server ErrorJuliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-10575590628639418342012-03-01T23:41:33.848-05:002012-03-01T23:41:33.848-05:00LAWL...you so crazy Julio, you make Whitney Housto...LAWL...you so crazy Julio, you make Whitney Houston look like the Dalai Lama, you glorious sonuvabitch!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-58964146293794809382012-03-01T10:26:21.563-05:002012-03-01T10:26:21.563-05:003rd comment...I LOVE LESBIANS...I mean, I really R...3rd comment...I LOVE LESBIANS...I mean, I really REALLY LOVE LESBIANS...but somehow, Japanese lesbians make kissing look...painful. It almost feels like the parents of these young girls are being held at gunpoint in order to motivate their sexual compliance. <br /><br />Maybe it's some Asian sexual fetish of dominance that makes their lesbians look like Self-Rape...<br /><br />...self-rape. Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-86945249185890496422012-03-01T10:19:49.895-05:002012-03-01T10:19:49.895-05:00As for the monkeys, I think they might be making a...As for the monkeys, I think they might be making a racially insensitive reference to OUT-SOURCED AFRICAN TECH-SUPPORT. I know, kinda racist, right? I bet Google is reading this right now and wondering, "How long until this hot girl he's staring at will throw hot coffee into his perverted face."<br /><br />GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GOOGLE!!!Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-5520381382727342842012-03-01T10:17:02.147-05:002012-03-01T10:17:02.147-05:00After witnessing the GLORIOUS make-over of Project...After witnessing the GLORIOUS make-over of Project Julio...I, Julio, proclaim ~Static~ of the Krapsody ~Statics~, an "HONORARY JULIO." <br /><br />This legally-binding decree, per U.S. Statute 6051C, also makes ~Static~ an illegal immigrant/legal hispanic, thereby making him subject to random strip searches to determine his citizenship. <br /><br />My advice: try to wank one off before Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.com