Monday, February 23, 2009

Organ FAIL! When Your Internal Organs Turn to Mush (or an equitable consistency)

At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise's case, since his "maker" is intergalactic space-pirate "Lord Xenu." Regardless, that security-blanket you call a "religion" can't protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become as I list them in quasi-alphabetical order: Instant fecal-hemmoraging; diabetes of the genitals; innumerable stab-wounds (to the face); the first/any season of: The Apprentice; Grey's Anatomy; House; and finally, "Grey and his gay lover's anatomy don't allow for a biological offspring."

Despite your best efforts, organ failure is often irreversible, which is sort of humanity's way to say, "Hey God, F-You! Your "complicated" universe can't even re-animate my internal organs...oh shit, how can I be alive talking if...crap, I'm in Hell, aren't I? Well, at least I don't have to listen to "Christian Rock" anymore!" To make a long story short, here are my FAVORITE examples/proof of a Godless, meaningless universe!!!

Looks like "Mother Nature" disciplined this pair of blood filtration devices!

"An image of a human heart undergoing angiography to repair a massive aneurysm of the aortal arch." Well, there isn't anything more to say, is there? Humanity: 1 Nature: 1 God: 0!!!

Well, that's all for now. For more, please put on a white doctor's coat with the word "Doctor" followed by "Your Name" and visit your nearest Emergency Room!


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