If you read this blog, you know that I have a deep-seated desire to cause outrage and violence across the Muslim world by portraying the Prophet Muhammad in various inappropriate circumstances. Given the rise in popularity of such acts, I have decided to showcase Project Julio's most memorable, sacrilegious portrayals of the Prophet Muhammad (
now in COLOR)!
First off, is a Project Julio classic of the Prophet Muhammad stealing an expensive book by sneakily placing it within his robes:
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If a prophet steals a book in the woods...
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And how could we forget this one of the Prophet Muhammad transforming a woman into a horse and then conjuring flaming demons to force alcohol down the throats of hobos!
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| Is it hot in here, or is it just that we're all engulfed in flames? |
And finally, here's the Prophet Muhammad after eating a very spicy chili pepper!
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| This pepper is HOTTER THAN A GIRAFFE IN HEAT! Keyoooow! |
2 comments:
You've really done it now, Julio!
I think Muslims really need to see this article. Especially extremists. I can just picture them white-knuckling their keyboards over something this humorous.
Actually, any and all non-muslims need to look at this too. It's a must see. Uh-oh, gotta go. A small obscure group of mujahideen have proclaimed a nonuniversally accepted fatwa against us and they're at the door... kthxbai!!
Hey, you know what I just realized? The Gaza strip is like the taint of the Middle East.
Because tain't Israel and tain't Palestine.
You win the "best Israel Palestine pun award" as well as "most offensive ISrael Palestine pun award" simultaneously. Your awards are a pack of used chewing gum and a fatwa, respectively.
I think if extremists see this, they'll say to themselves, "I"m offended by this, and I can't even read!
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