Friday, June 24, 2011

Politically Incoherent Edition 1: Trump's logic trumps [actual] logic

6 comments:

Static said...

Bravo! And..you're fired!

Julio said...

Shit...I knew one day someone would fire me, despite having any actual authority or capacity to do so...are you by any chance hiring still?

Static said...

Yes. I am looking to fill a fluffer position in a homemade porno. Interested?

Mokoh said...

INTERESTED?! THIS IS A DREAM CUM TRUE!

Angie said...

Where the hell have you been all my al-fucking life?!

Julio said...

I've been crying into a pile of crusty tissues because of my utterly incapacitating fear of asking a girl out on a date.

Now you might be asking yourself, "he has such a good personality, so what is he so afraid of," or, "maybe he really IS that fat guy in the picture" OR "why EXACTLY are those tissues crusty?"

Fortunately for you, all of these questions, and more, are answered in my newest memoir, "How my rendition of 'children are our future' resulted in criminal charges which prevent me from being within 50 ft of a school, a school bus stop or a child lost in Walmart who needs help finding his mother and is willing to trust ANYONE, even a convicted "Sex Offender."

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