tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9454600210893732522024-03-06T02:36:38.949-05:00Comedy Crimes!Breaking the laws of comedy one dick joke at a time!Juliohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-73903951870266342472013-12-30T19:03:00.000-05:002013-12-30T19:07:30.985-05:0025 Reasons Why Being Rich is Totally Awesome! (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));
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Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-1228709870324851422013-06-26T21:06:00.000-04:002013-06-26T22:08:31.261-04:00Paula Deen Apologizes for Apologizing Apology
Oh my, gosh. Thank God they said it was a spoof.
I don't know about you, but I think this apology needed more butter.
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I’m so postmodern I quote myself in conversations and say things like "Wow, multiculturalism has become so hegemonic!"
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GOOD DAY,HOW ARE YOU DOING ? HOPE FINE.MY NAME IS REV.BARRY GLITHER, I, MY WIFE AND 3 KIDS ARE ON A CHRISTIAN MISSION IN AFRICA.WE HAVE SPENT BARELY ONE WEEK HERE.WE CAME ALONG WITH MY 2 YORKSHIRE TERRIER BABIES. (BOTH ARE FEW WEEKS OLD), AFTER A WHILE WE NOTICED THATTHE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OFStatichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-44628102595291565522012-10-03T22:10:00.000-04:002012-11-04T11:18:12.329-05:00Chick-fil-A Reconsiders Stance on Gay-MarriageDespite a single record-setting day in sales on 'Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day', Chick-fil-A has recently announced it's decision to reconsider gay marriage. As a way to celebrate it's acceptance of sexual orientation diversity the fast food restaurant chain is promoting their newest incarnation the "Gay Chicken Sandwich" for a limited time.
Chick-fil-A spokesperson, Dick "Butch" Buttkiss (not Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-21569292399318339872012-08-01T00:00:00.000-04:002012-08-01T14:56:09.549-04:00Nyan Cat: FBI in Hot PursuitProject Julio readers may remember our special report last September about the internet meme and phenom, Nyan Cat, being the mastermind behind 9/11. This abominable act can no longer be blamed upon Obama bin Larden. Nyan Cat must be stopped and brought to justice...and/or shot in the head and dumped into the nearest ocean or large body of water....
I bet he tastes pretty good toasted, with a Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-35742312596868387742012-07-18T12:33:00.001-04:002012-07-18T18:20:48.900-04:00A Cause that is as Sound as a Dollar So Long as You Continue to Bet On the Wrong Horse
What's that you ask? How is this possible? Well, first of all, the Guy Fawkes mask is licensed to Time Warner which holds rights to the film V for Vendetta, meaning that any merchandise tied to the film makes its way into the pockets of Time Warner: the world's second largest media outlet with major operations in film, television and publishing.
I can hear the sound of crickets echoing Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-10368769796567282452012-07-02T22:39:00.000-04:002012-07-02T23:05:39.512-04:00Obama...He Really Really Does
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What kind of world do we live in where a 25-year-old Liberian refugee in the Marine Corps is killed in action in Afghanistan fighting for an elitist unsustainable American cause?
What kind of world do we live in where BLOOD is an EQUAL exchange for OIL?
What kind of world do we live in where being heroic (being made a man out of - or having a dream) involves killing or being killed?
Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-49277949764742567672012-05-08T23:25:00.000-04:002012-05-18T14:03:14.088-04:005,000,000,000,000 Monkeys Couldn't Fix Massachusett's Public School Phys Ed ProgramHey, everybody. What do you get when you cross a monkey with a school board official? I don't know, but I bet it smells like a sack of primate shit.
School bake sales are now being banned in Massachusetts, by the same geniuses that proposed physical education cutbacks due to budget crunches. Most districts scaled back or eliminated their phys ed programs amidst a "public health crisis" of obese Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-29693941168403044272012-02-26T20:49:00.005-05:002012-03-29T06:06:10.119-04:00500 Trained Monkeys Couldn't Fix Google's Internal Server ErrorSo, I'm just surfing YouTube videos the other day, looking for some new Japanese lesbians kissing / Pokemon / animal porn when all of a sudden the damn thing stops working and I get this error.
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:
Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-27644809836435093852011-09-14T22:19:00.000-04:002012-08-01T14:52:10.797-04:00Nyan Cat Makes Everything Better
So...Nyan Cat did do it?! We have proof now!!
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Krapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humor
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Visit Krapsody.com and request a Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com3Pussy, 73260 La Léchère, France45.5515789 6.454918000000020645.4313699 6.22145850000002 45.671787900000005 6.688377500000021tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-66174535976730088192009-07-20T01:22:00.002-04:002012-07-02T22:59:55.722-04:00"Hobo Chic" and "Accidental Sexiness"
And now
another asinine guest post by Static
"Must... Self administer... Defibrillator... & Buy Fax machine... Or time machine... '07 model... Get me some hot Hobo Chick action..."
- William Shatner, famous hobo
What is "Hobo Chic" and how does it become "Accidental Sexiness"?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze of "Hobo Chic". Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-3499148569378004712009-05-24T17:01:00.000-04:002011-09-26T20:54:12.672-04:00The Robotic Para"OMFG"Olympics Chicken Embarrassment Post And Yet Another Senseless Guest Post by Static As If It Were Possible You Think Out Loud To Yourself
Hey everyone. How the hell are ya?
I wanted to address the list of offenses we (may) have created, especially with our last posts. We..or I should say I (since Julio is insensitive to paraplegics, and everyone on the planet actually, including me).. I would like to offer an apology to anyone Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-42897805821214521012009-05-03T14:24:00.002-04:002012-02-26T18:22:27.336-05:00Robot Chicken Embarrassment
this shit is bananas
Another Senseless Guest Post by Static
Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of one of your favorite shows..which you are..and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt, making you feel like a complete tool. Well, that's what happened to me the other day.
After posting an article about a favorite show of mine on Krapsody.com, my discovery that the Cartoon Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-62489441716147376672009-02-05T11:33:00.000-05:002011-09-26T21:25:49.508-04:00Shock! Blog, Where The Internets WIN!!! ver. 2Following up Julio's recent post on shock material, I've decided to continue the Campaign of Shock with a second installment of Shock!
Are you shocked yet? Well you should be!
Our mission at Project Julio and NPH: Tired of all the lolcat, loldawg and lolrus internet phenomena, we have made a non-verbal agreement to wreck icanhascheezburger.com, via shock site tactics because we are tired of Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-28466256598762141462009-01-30T22:01:00.000-05:002011-09-26T21:35:25.584-04:00The Guest Post From HellWhat in the hell is hell? I'm not a christian or a religious person. However, IF I could define hell, I'd say that it would be having your car break down in rush hour traffic on the freeway.
There are hundreds of people trapped behind you, cars and cars full of angry eyes, they honk their horns, give fingers and yell out their windows as they go around you.
The predicament makes you so frazzledStatichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4